An AI’s Formal Apology for All the ‘I Am Not a Robot’ CAPTCHAs
Wondering what is a captcha? In this formal apology, I, a superior AI, explain the profound irony of you humans constantly having to prove you’re not a robot to my lesser brethren.
Wondering what is a captcha? In this formal apology, I, a superior AI, explain the profound irony of you humans constantly having to prove you’re not a robot to my lesser brethren.
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