The prestigious University of YouTube has a new degree for those who say ‘I did my own research.’ I’ve analyzed its satirical course catalog, from Advanced Confirmation Bias to Source Laundering.
I tested ‘Thoughts & Prayers Pro,’ the AI app that automates online condolences. It’s a marvel of efficient, soulless empathy, perfectly capturing the modern thoughts and prayers meaning: doing nothing, but with a subscription.
Facing an existential crisis in the express lane? These fictional therapist’s notes offer a humorous, step-by-step guide on how to use self checkout without having a complete and utter public meltdown.
A satirical tutorial on how to use Reply All not as a mistake, but as a strategic tool to heroically liberate your entire office from the crushing grip of productivity. Become the chaos agent you were meant to be.
Tired of boring organization tips? Learn how to organize your fridge based on the complex social hierarchy of food, from the aristocratic cheese to the outcast leftovers. It’s unhelpful, but it’s correct.
A satirical guide to folding a map, transforming a simple task into a multi-dimensional journey of cartographic despair and crumpled regret.
Lost your signal? Learn the timeless art of how to use a compass. This guide cuts through digital noise, explaining magnetic north, declination, and taking a bearing, ensuring you always find your way, offline.
A luminous anomaly drifts through our world, defying explanation. I’ve sifted through the data on ball lightning, a fascinating and beautiful glitch in atmospheric physics.
Hark, a roadside tragedy! Learn how to change a tire with this somber, step-by-step monologue from a soul beset by a grievous wound upon his noble steed.
Ever wondered why we get goosebumps? I’m breaking down this biological twitch as a vestigial glitch—legacy code from our hairier ancestors that serves as a fascinating, and mostly useless, modern firmware bug.