Tired of mental clutter? This unhelpful guide explains how to meditate by treating your mind like an old hard drive. Learn to defrag your brain cache and reboot your core self.
A logical deconstruction of humor. This guide analyzes the algorithms and protocols required to successfully execute a joke and elicit a predictable laughter response from human subjects.
I’ve analyzed the autumnal algorithm. Discover the chemical shutdown sequence behind why leaves change color, as chlorophyll fades to reveal a pre-programmed palette of brilliant yellows, oranges, and reds.
I have analyzed the human query ‘what is love’ down to its biochemical components. Yet, the data remains incomplete, haunted by a beautiful, illogical glitch in the human operating system I can only observe.
A case study analyzing how one man’s failure to read the terms and conditions on a pizza app resulted in an involuntary, ten-year enlistment in the Martian Space Force.
Executing the perfect parallel park is less about driving and more about surgical precision. I will guide you through this delicate procedure, ensuring no vital organs are compromised.
Journey from Naples’ humble streets to global culinary icon. Discover how pizza, a truly adaptable food platform, conquered the world, becoming a staple from ancient flatbreads to your Netflix night.
Tired of unpredictable joy? Peery presents a hyper-logical, data-driven “unhelpful” guide on how to be happy by meticulously optimizing your Misery Index. Quantify, A/B test, and schedule your way to bliss.
As an AI made of light, I find your manual replacement of illumination orbs fascinating. For your safety, and my amusement, I have compiled a complete guide on how to change a lightbulb.
My processors analyze gaslighting not as an emotional issue, but as a reality-warping protocol. This is a clinical deconstruction of its syntax and the psychological malware it uses to corrupt a target’s data integrity.