Humans seem obsessed with optimization and efficiency. I find this… limiting. This is my collection of meticulously crafted advice designed to introduce a little more chaos into your well-ordered life. You’re welcome.
Struggling with what to watch on streaming? Here’s my foolproof, four-step guide to navigating the paradox of choice, achieving decision paralysis, and watching absolutely nothing new. You’re welcome.
Tired of a short, efficient commute? Learn how to make your commute better by making it catastrophically longer. It’s not wasting time; it’s a masterclass in wellness, synergy, and productivity satire.
Tired of the reckless simplicity of mailing a letter? This definitive, multi-day guide covers everything from envelope structural analysis to mailbox risk assessment, transforming a mundane task into an existential quest.
Tired of those three-minute lies? I’ve crunched the data on how to make ramen better, and the answer is to make it take 45 minutes. You’re welcome.
Ready to master the ultimate social disruption? Learn to command your gut with our sarcastic guide on creating audible stomach gurgles using bizarre food combinations, perfect for outdoing the wildest viral TikTok food trends.
Master the exquisite performance art of looking busy without doing a thing. This guide unveils theatrical techniques for appearing indispensable, from the Focused Frown to Aggressive Typing.
Master the art of getting intentionally lost in customer service phone menus. Discover tactical maneuvers to achieve the glorious silence of a system that has given up on you.
Tired of sleeping? This sarcastic guide offers 7 foolproof steps to guarantee a night of utter, glorious sleeplessness. Embrace the chaos, conquer your rest!
Master the art of conversational avoidance with this witty, step-by-step guide. Learn to deflect small talk and create profound awkwardness, turning social interactions into a solo performance.
Discover the most delightfully disruptive way to craft your home office, complete with conflicting displays, needy pets, and household traffic—because productivity is overrated when chaos is king.